Every affordable perfect apartment I find on Craigslist likes to squeeze in at the end of the paragraph or sometimes not tell you until you call that it is “female only” or “female preferred”.From now on if that happens, I’m going to have a paragraph of my own that nonchalantly mentions that I’m a male just at the end. 

Every affordable perfect apartment I find on Craigslist likes to squeeze in at the end of the paragraph or sometimes not tell you until you call that it is “female only” or “female preferred”.

From now on if that happens, I’m going to have a paragraph of my own that nonchalantly mentions that I’m a male just at the end. 

Whenever I watch the show Dinosaurs, I wonder how the fuck it was made, in every regard.  

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EL-P and Despot

I can’t wait for Despot’s new album to possible someday be released, and for El-P to hopefully feat. on a track.

deafmute42:

EL-P and Despot

I can’t wait for Despot’s new album to possible someday be released, and for El-P to hopefully feat. on a track.

welcoming 2 Biuttifull Los Angels craiglist ad were the english is mad up y the gramars no mater! OK
I missed sibling day or whatever, but we had our moment two days later.

I missed sibling day or whatever, but we had our moment two days later.

I don’t care if its hype or cliche. I love The Goonies.

No matter how fun or cool my job is, Office Space always makes me wish I had no job.

The hunt for an apartment continues, and during a street-map search of one of the addresses, I found this gentleman outside the building looking at the Googlecar like like a UFO.

Almost a right fit, only I DO head conclusion spaces :(

Almost a right fit, only I DO head conclusion spaces :(

It’d be really great if every apartment ad I looked at didn’t just show THE FUCKING BATHROOM. Why does anyone care about the bathroom. All you need is for the toilet to flush and the shower to work. That’s that all that should fucking matter. If you spend more than 45 minutes a day in the bathroom, you need help.