Are we done yet with these unrealistic movies where an attractive couple falls into a funk and have to reboot their love life through some bullshit?"Oh what a SEX TAPE? A WHHAAAA!!!? But I don’t even know how to do that. Here let me set up a tripod, oh woah I fell down watching the camera and backing up. Should we do an intro with our names and explain whats happening? That’s what they do, right? I’ve never seen a porno after 1975 so I assume this is how it’s done. Oh no we’re slipping and falling all over! This is crazy! And what’s worse I somehow impossibly sent the video to everyone I know including my parents which somehow understand Cloud technology and my fucking mailman who is on my email contact list for some reason."Jesus christ, are we done yet?

Are we done yet with these unrealistic movies where an attractive couple falls into a funk and have to reboot their love life through some bullshit?

"Oh what a SEX TAPE? A WHHAAAA!!!? But I don’t even know how to do that. Here let me set up a tripod, oh woah I fell down watching the camera and backing up. Should we do an intro with our names and explain whats happening? That’s what they do, right? I’ve never seen a porno after 1975 so I assume this is how it’s done. Oh no we’re slipping and falling all over! This is crazy! And what’s worse I somehow impossibly sent the video to everyone I know including my parents which somehow understand Cloud technology and my fucking mailman who is on my email contact list for some reason."

Jesus christ, are we done yet?


Dear Lord

Dear Lord

A great prank master.

A great prank master.


Bored Stiff

One of the best parts of any ETID concert

Bored Stiff

One of the best parts of any ETID concert

Off ETID’s new album. It was an acquired taste for me, but after a hearing the context, and with every listen, it has become my favorite track off the album.

"Something very unfortunate happened to someone I love very much while I was away from home. It left me feeling angrier and more helpless than I have ever felt, and yet the person who it happened to completely transcended the experience. I tried to follow suit and learn to forgive but I could not. I still cannot. This song is about the karma and the undeniable human desire to seek revenge.”

-Keith Buckley

Engineers spent years developing the perfect long distance bus seats.Not only are they impossible to sleep in comfortably, but they have a giant gap just below the top so that in the event of a crash, your head can separate from the spine clean.If EVERYONE is injured, then NO ONE is injured.

Engineers spent years developing the perfect long distance bus seats.
Not only are they impossible to sleep in comfortably, but they have a giant gap just below the top so that in the event of a crash, your head can separate from the spine clean.

If EVERYONE is injured, then NO ONE is injured.

buenosmuertos:

A Lego Doctor Who done in the style of Adventure Time parodying Star Wars mashed up with The Muppets.

and then they all turn into zombie ninjas that say “awkward” a lot. 

thanks gogle

thanks gogle

A Lego Doctor Who done in the style of Adventure Time parodying Star Wars mashed up with The Muppets.

How a human spine is shaped and how a bus seat is shaped are two very different things.