talkin’ real at ya tips

I think the reason gangsters are so ornery is that they’re dehydrated.
You’re in this hot city, constantly on foot, and doing nothing but smoking and drinking alcohol/soda.

Trade that forty for 40oz of Aquafina, and you AND your squad will be doing just aqua-fine.

Who knew.That in a wikihow article about converting your friends to Christianity.I would find a drawing that looks.Exactly like me in high school.

Who knew.

That in a wikihow article about converting your friends to Christianity.

I would find a drawing that looks.

Exactly like me in high school.


There’s a strange dynamic in the show I’m working on, where we aren’t supposed to be creating something satanic, but the content is about a satanic dog. The creators have stated numerous times that they are NOT making a religious show, and consider it the one thing they won’t touch on the show, which I always found confusing.

Even if no one on the show is christian, catholic, etc, wouldn’t satanism still count as religion? I’m not pro-satanism, but it’s fun to say “hail satan” because like all religion, it’s pretty much a joke and means nothing. But people online are actually getting mad that such a show exists because it’s “supporting satanism.”

Don’t get me wrong, I love pissing christians off. It’s the fact that they ACTUALLY believe this cartoon show is somehow going to strengthen a make-believe monster’s army…I’m just not sure how much longer the human race is going to last.

Bill Hicks, Revelations (1993)

I’ve spammed enough about this show on my Facebook, so I’ll post this here on tumblr. There’s a billboard in downtown LA! It’s going up in other cities too, but this one is right near work!

I’ve spammed enough about this show on my Facebook, so I’ll post this here on tumblr. There’s a billboard in downtown LA! It’s going up in other cities too, but this one is right near work!

I just saw TUSK, and it is definitely on my list of most fucked up films I’ve seen in 2014.

My friend works at the theater it premiered at and we got awesome seats! I was like 20 feet from Haley Joel Osment, and saw Justin Long, Kevin Smith, and more! But the movie still haunts me.

How. A character that appeared for one joke. ONE JOKE.

How. A character that appeared for one joke. ONE JOKE.

It’s 10pm.

It’s 10pm.

We can make fun of Akinator all we want, but he really knows his shit. I chose a pretty damn obscure cartoon character and he STILL got it.

We can make fun of Akinator all we want, but he really knows his shit. I chose a pretty damn obscure cartoon character and he STILL got it.